Wanted: Vacant Lot for Gingerbread House

Witch Slapped is a card game where you're an evil witch fighting for a best deep-dark-forest real estate to build your gingerbread house and gobble up the plumpest local children.

• Think fast — spell cards orbit the table as fast as the players can pass them.
• The first witch to gather their components slaps a cauldron, triggering everyone else — ready or not!
• To win, cling to your nine lives the longest.